It’s Christmas time
But not everyone gets a tree this year
(Deforestation)
It’s Christmas time
But not everyone gets a gift
(Some people didn’t deserve it)
(Also poverty)
It’s Christmas time
But the bells won’t jingle, unless we help out with a Christmas single
So we’re raising awareness …
For literally everything

ISIS is still terrorising the planet
That’s okay coz soon it will be way too hot to inhabit
We still haven’t figured out Palestine
Our broadband network is a piece of shite
There’s hunger and anger, there’ll probably be a
War with the folks up in North Korea
Racism is alive and well
The lawyers said we couldn’t mention Cardinal Pell

It’s our Christmas single so that you’re aware
Of all of the issues that are so unfair
But of course the most important one is …

They give Trump a country, it make me feel sick,
Like seeing Harvey Weinstein take out his dick.
The power grid’s a joke, I can’t run my blender
At least we get the same pay, regardless of gender
There was a hurricane, and then a shooting
Another hurricane, and another shooting
Another hurricane, and Vladimir Putin
Then another hurricane and another shootin’, woah

It’s our Christmas single so that everyone knows
Of all of the issues affecting our globe
Of which the most important one is...


Meanwhile in Yemen, they’re plagued by famine
Closer to home we’re overfishing our salmon
Maybe if we shared our overfished salmon
There’d be less famine, we could all play backgammon
All play backgammon!
All play backgammon!
All play backgammon!

It’s our Christmas single so raise your voice
For climate change, chlamydia and Barnaby Joyce
If only there were a cure…
It’s our Christmas single and it’s so heartfelt
We gotta save Santa when the ice caps melt
But really guys, we’ve gotta fix the...

It’s our Christmas single so sing along
Couldn’t pick just one issue for this song
But seriously, please think about the ...